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welcome to xavier. Everyone is here for fear; everyone is here for fear. Everybody is watching you. Everybody is waiting for you to do something. What are you going to do? I, actually, in accordance with elder conduct rules, urge you to move. Move? you say. Yes, move. Move that large behind of yours up off of your chair, yes that brown, leather chair. No! do not grab a bag of chips. Go outside, yes to the great outdoors. You should see a large fat man standing there with his hands on his hips: his hands will actually be sunk in a little in his fat. Now, go up to him and ask for a key. He will scoff you off at first, laughing in your face with his rather fat face. He will then say to you, he will say to you, he will say hello. I will then stop the scenario as I cry out with all of the power of a thousand elders: roar! What could possibly come of this place? I know not why I am here, nor why I have to sit here and comprehend this place. It is insane. Okay, whew, that was quite enough. I now know that I must begin a long search, through the tunnels of bill, through the gardens of robert, through the ice-filled caves of isengaurad, through the rather tall trees of the third age, through a nerd filled land. Oh, and when you are in the nerd-filled land, inquire of them things. Ask how a parabala-sparrow can land lightly on your finger and sing glorious mathematical songs. Ask how you can find the one true thing of great power. I call it a thing because I know not what exactly it is, I only know that it is a thing of great power. Go to the fountain of xavier and see for yourself its splendor. Drink deep of its water, jump in and revel in its cool refreshing powerful water. It will give you a new outlook on life that will be most brilliant. I say that i urge you to get up and make something of yourself. Go to the nearest school and urge kids to get up and dance. The teacher will, naturally, be shocked at this behavior.