Thursday, June 15, 2006

what

"What." That single solitary word was the only things spoken from a Mr. Ron Ronnie Ron Ron as he staggered dieing from an arrow to the heart. The arrow had a head of pure gold and was laced with poison. There were only two witnesses to the killing, and both of them were promptly shot as well. The assailant was a man, with a plan, in Panama. Panama, Washington that is. You see, the man lived in the small town of Panama, and he had just commited the perfect crime. He had shot an arrow into the heart of Mr. Ron Ronnie Ron Ron, the infamous Cuban drug lord.

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Right now, there are beasts. They are coming and I can do nothing to stop them. They will swarm my home and destroy everything I own. I am ready for them. I have prepared a small vessel in which I will return to the planet of the grapes.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Now then

It is the end of time, and all had faded. Only the beasts remain, their hearts cold and their swords warm with blood. The greatest battle the world will ever see is upon us, and we are losing. There are two factions of beasts: rogerian and tribulian. I belong to the former, as my father had and my grandfather before him. We are a noble breed, strong and courageous, but not without faults. We tend to generalize about problems, and have an issue with pride. We will fight, however, because we must. Even with that being said, I am afraid. I have fear, in other words, for you see, the tribulian beasts are many and mighty in power.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Potential

We all have potential. I'll give you a few examples, and then I will close with a short story.
First, you can do anything you want. Anything. I'm serious. You want to fly? Go ahead. I've flown before: I've flown to the moon! Of course, the flying can only be done with wings granted to a person by the council board. Second point: anything that can be done by a group can be done by just one: mainly, you. So for instance, if a group of people can lift a heavy beam, then you can too! I suppose some of you cynical sneeds out there are saying: "but mr. rogerianman, I have tried to do things but I have failed." You, fine sir or lovely lady, lack courage. You must have courage to try new things, or old things failed in times passed. For example, I once had to deliver a dozen barrels of goods to an old, mean man. I was frightened, but I found the courage to do it. Of course, there are exceptions and paradoxes, but those will be discussed at a later date: Tuesday the thirty-fifth. What what, you say, there is not such date. Oh, you would be suprised! It turns out that there is such a date, and it is a fantastic day. You must believe in yourself to get there though. Good day, and good luck with all future activitums!